Honestly...

You turn your back for one minute...

Just to check in and say that if you want to know what this honeymoon is like, read 1001 Arabian nights. That said, the Muezzin is jolly romantic at sunset (preferably with beer in hand) but one heck of a pain in the arse at 5 in the morning. And on grammar schools, if it's all about parental choice - why is it the school that gets to do all the choosing? Anyway, I'm getting dragged by the ear away from the internet, and back to more congenial shopping, haggling, getting fleeced, etc. so aleikum a-salaam and all that.