Monday, March 19, 2007

There goes the fertility rate

For God's sake don't tell Mark Steyn! The Labour Government has announced its new policy, clearly designed to ensure that no more babies are conceived in the UK at all. Caroline Flint has issued stark warnings to be placed on bottles of wine, alcopops etc. instructing us to 'avoid alcohol while pregnant or trying to conceive.'
No booze while trying to conceive? How many sober conceptions are there? What woman in her right mind, knowing the awfulness of pregnancy and child birth would ever agree to such a thing if we weren't able to cloud her judgement with judiciously applied Laurent Perrier Rose?

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Blogger timmyhawk said...

"What woman in her right mind, knowing the awfulness of pregnancy and child birth would ever agree to such a thing if we weren't able to cloud her judgement with judiciously applied Laurent Perrier Rose?"

Well, there's my mum, her sister and my uncle's wife, all practically tea-total but still turned out eight moppets between them. Although whether they're all in their right mind is maybe another matter ;)

12:24 pm  

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