Friday, April 21, 2006

Graceless, Stupid and Wrong

John Humphries is graceless, stupid, opinionated and wrong.

How revealing the story is of Humphries insulting question to HM as to why she hadn't invited mass-murderer and torturer Fidel Castro to Her birthday lunch. Jokingly he asked 'do you think it is the tower for me'. What a shame it isn't.

He followed this with an interview today with Countess Mountbatten in which he could barely bring himself to be polite and every question was saturated with his own preconceptions and opinions.

Away with this canting broadcaster. Who is interested in the opinions of this mouthpiece? Who believes that this ill-educated and ignorant man has anything of value to add to any national debate? Why should we have his half-witted views pushed at us over breakfast?

Come friends, it is time to rise up and storm the studios of the Today Programme and drag the Humphries from his chair echoing hypocrite and traitor Cromwell "You have sat here too long for the good that you do. In the name of God go."


Blogger The Pedant-General said...

Floreat Aula,

HM would have been well within her rights (having, presumably, already exercised her right not to have Humphries slaughtered on the spot) to point out that Castro did not fulfil the criteria for an invitation because, errr...., he does not share a birthday with the Queen, unless there is some quirk of the Cuban calendar that causes them to gain the best part of four months somewhere along the line.

What a tosspot.


2:13 pm  
Blogger Floreat Aula said...

PG - well spotted! Must admit I never bothered to check that. What an utter gobshite the man is.

2:46 pm  

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