No Polly, seriously
UPDATE: This article currently appears directly below a piece by Tim Montgomerie politely asking Labour supporters not to accuse Tories of being a cross between Fagin and Goebbels. Nice touch.
"I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a sexual fantasy about being tied to a bed and ravished by a liberal." PJ O'Rourke, Give War a Chance