Up the Swanee

I obviously have a natural affinity for Graeme Swann – as an off-spinner with batting pretensions he is after all a poor man’s version of me.  He is also one of the only reasons why I would consider reading Twitter.  He is also loaded with the right stuff:

Cricketers are the most natural sportsmen going — footballers are the lads who couldn’t count at school and rugby players are the accountants and bullies who couldn’t get into the cricket team.

Sound.