Up the Swanee
I obviously have a natural affinity for Graeme Swann – as an off-spinner with batting pretensions he is after all a poor man’s version of me. He is also one of the only reasons why I would consider reading Twitter. He is also loaded with the right stuff:
Cricketers are the most natural sportsmen going — footballers are the lads who couldn’t count at school and rugby players are the accountants and bullies who couldn’t get into the cricket team.