Breast is best...
However worthy they might be, three hour sessions devoted to breast feeding are not as much fun as they sound. Word to the wise there.
"I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a sexual fantasy about being tied to a bed and ravished by a liberal." PJ O'Rourke, Give War a Chance