Is there any other politician, in this country or in any other, who could come out with a line like this?
On Mr. Johnson's desk sits a tabloid cover mooting a possible June 4 poll. I point to it.
"Bring it on!" says Mr. Johnson, lighting up. "My message to Gordon Brown through the Wall Street Journal is: You great big quivering gelatinous invertebrate jelly of indecision, you marched your troops up to the top of the hill in October of . Show us that you've got enough guts to have an election June 4. Gordon: Man or Mouse?!"
At least someone’s still having fun.