Party Reptile Exclusive

Today, Conservative Party Reptile can offer an exclusive to its readers. Both of 'em.

As the attentive reader will be aware, much newsprint has been expended in theorising about what Gordon Brown is thinking, his new policies, the direction of the government, his plans for the lib-lab relationship and how to clunk-off David Cameron.

Thanks to the Mind-A-Tronic (patent pending) I can hereby reveal that the only thought running through Broon's head is "We've got the preecccioousss, the precious, Ohmyprecious, after all these ages-es-es it's ours! Oh. My. Precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss".