Outrageous impersonation

A disgraceful impersonation involving Margaret Beckett has been revealed. Apparently she has been passing herself off as Foreign Secretary for over six months now! While it is true that intelligent observers realised almost immediately that this was a hoax, more naive commentators have been deluded into believing that this talentless, dreary no-hoper was actually the holder of one of the great offices of state. Thank heavens that's been cleared up.