Now, Mr Kitchen is not a man to mince his words, but as Jerome K Jerome almost said, he comes out really quite sensible. You'd be surprised. I call it downright wisdom.
"I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a sexual fantasy about being tied to a bed and ravished by a liberal." PJ O'Rourke, Give War a Chance