Cry havoc and let slip the dog of war

Just in passing, as it were, I notice that La Beckett is the weapon of choice being deployed by the Labour Party (brought to you in association with Capita) in their attempt to turn fire on Tory funding.

Regardless of the rights and wrongs of the case - what an awful woman La Beckett is. Some commentators have referred to her as horse faced. I disagree - horses are very beautiful creatures. Also had Best Mate, for example, been i/c DEFRA he would have made a far better fist (or hoof) of it, been far less shrill and seen off the frantically ghastly antis.

A bas la Beckett - who will rid us of this venomous beast.