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What the jaw-dropping fuck does Jack Straw think he's playing at? Freedom of speech isn't an 'open season on religious taboos'? What the fuck does he think it means? If it means anything at all it means the right to say whatever the hell you want, provided only that your words don't directly impinge on the legal rights of others. How does this Stravian pronouncement square with Jerry Springer, Piss Christ and The Last Temptation of Christ? Personally I am going to mark this unedifying spat by frying up a delicious Danish bacon sandwich, on (Lurpak) buttered toast washed down by a pint of Carlsberg.

On reflection, I don't quite see how a proposed Saudi boycott of Danish produce is going to bite - surely it's only the Saudi Royal Family who use any of those products?