Thursday, April 16, 2009

Wasn't this what Jacqui Smith's husband was watching?

Wasn't this what Jacqui Smith's husband was watching?

This might be one of the finest news stories of the year.

In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon…

…after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, said.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," reported.

Magnificent. And people say that the glory days of newspapers are over.

(Hat tip to Tim Blair)


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